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Fleshlight to launch new Flight fleshlight

admin — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:30:43 +0000

Merging the best textures from current fleshlights with a new sleaker body, the still secretive Flight from fleshlight is due to be launched in February 2012.

“I’m more excited about this product than I’ve been about any product since Fleshlight’s inception,” said Brian Shubin, COO of Fleshlight. “I believe the size, portability, price point and sleek design of the Flight product will boost sales to record levels. We have seen tremendous response from B2B customers, already.”

Flight has a brand new texture though which hasn’t been seen before. If you want to sign up for launch details or an exclusive flight coupon code of 15% you can go to /flight (it is on the fleshjack/fleshlight/fleshlight-eu websites)

We’ll keep you updated when we have more to show!

Lindsay Lohan Fleshlight

admin — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 12:44:35 +0000

Fleshlight have put in a $1000,000 that ONE MILLION dollars as an offer to get the rights to mold Lindsay Lohan’s genitals and pussy to make her a fleshlight girl. After her playboy shoot and apparently lack of money she might accept a deal but you never know it could just be for fleshlight’s publicity. I would certainly love to see a Lindsay Lohan fleshlight girl fleshlight and I’m sure it would sell like hotcakes and make their money back in a matter of hours. Maybe the should think about doing some Mr Limpys of famous guys too theres a whole market they haven’t used. As soon as we hear more we’ll let you know.

Buy the regular fleshlight here

Air Sex Championships offers fleshlight prize

admin — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 13:56:41 +0000

The prize this year at the air sex champtionships is offering the great prize for people fucking the air. Now instead of fucking the air they get one step up and get to fuck a fake pussy. Its only a step away from the real thing. If you want to get your own pussy to fuck without needing to fuck the air or enter a competition to get one.

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Theres a new fleshlight!

admin — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 10:36:26 +0000

Fleshlight don’t do major changes often but here is a pretty big one. The new fleshlight blade changes the shape of the case and is actually slightly squeezable which makes it a completely different sensation. It is actually easier to hold too and has its own texture options. If you don’t have a fleshlight already its going to be a tough decision on whether to get this one or the standard one. You should totally check out all the options the vibro also offers a unique sensation.

Halloween Fleshlights Are Out Already

admin — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 11:10:36 +0000

The new halloween fleshlights are equal parts amazing gross and making me want to run away from them but also own them. There are dildos and pussies in the range. The are all new Fleshlight Freaks in this product line and it features 4 completly new insert textures. The first one is the Cyborg which is a robot style one, the Drac which is a vampire and bat themed pussie and dildo, the Frank which is all nuts and bolts, and of course the classic Zombie which is like rotting flesh if you’re into that.
From their own press release
“Our R&D team really out did themselves with these products. The detail and quality of the ‘Freaks’ is really impressive. The ‘Freaks’ line will certainly be the buzz of Halloween but we feel this line is so cool that we plan to keep it on as a standard offering, indefinitely.”

Stoya Fleshlight

admin — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 11:24:53 +0000

You can buy Stoya Fleshlight by Clicking Here
or on the banner. She has her own signature texture – destorya along with the other fleshlight girls textures, swallow, lotus and forbidden. You can have any hole you want with stoya, ass, mouth and pussy. So if you wanna fuck, get sucked by or put it in stoyas butt this is the closest you can get. Its truly amazing. I love stoya and cant believe shes finally got her own fleshlight range. She more than deserves it.

Buy you’re own stoya fleshlight here

Fleshlight.com adds paypal payment option

admin — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:44:55 +0000

Fleshlight.com now has an official option to use paypal to buy your fleshlights and fleshjacks, this goes even better with your fleshlight coupon code. CLICK HERE FOR FLESHLIGHT PAYPAL

Teagan Presley New Fleshlight Girl

admin — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:15:56 +0000

Click to buy Teagan Presley Fleshlight
Fleshlight girls welcomes its newest member – Teagan Presley, we are working on finding you a discount code for teagan, or a fleshlight girls coupon code, these things are rare though. As soon as we know, we’ll post it here. Click the banner check all the Codes that are working. You should BUY one now though, be one of the first to fuck Teagan

Hey sexy, I’m Teagan… You may have seen me before, but I know you’ve never gotten to experience me like this! My Fleshlight looks exactly like my real pussy, and its sooo soft! When I first felt it, I couldn’t stop touching it . The Lotus texture inside feels amazing too… when my pussy is warm and slippery, I swear you can’t tell the difference. I shot some realllly hot videos for the Member’s Lounge too, so hurry up and let me rock your world!
Fleshlight and Skinworxxx Pictures are delighted to offer the Lotus-textured Teagan Presley Fleshlight. Cast from the same body that graced the cover of Penthouse Magazine as January 2009 Pet of the Month, each masturbation sleeve is built to thrill… just like Ms. Teagan. A unique Pearlescent Fleshlight Case, an autographed postcard from Teagan and a free 2 ounce bottle of Gun Oil H2O (water-based personal lubricant) are also included in your order.

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Fleshlight Sex In A Can cheapest fleshlight yet

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:47:51 +0000

Fleshlight sex in a can is a way to enjoy fleshlights and save a bit of money, they are smaller but made of the same stuff, but just a little bit cheaper. Still awesome though

Brewed to have the same legendary feel of the original Fleshlight, Sex in a Can™ is full bodied, finishes smooth, and sure to satisfy. With three distinct orifices corresponding with unique inner textures, all housed in a compact beer can case, Sex in a Can™ is sure to satisfy even the most discerning taste.

Pink Lotus Lager features an exclusive mini vagina orifice and mini lotus inner texture not found on any other Fleshlight product. Sex in a Can features the same patented Reel Feel Superskin material as the original Fleshlight and is just as easy to use and clean. With the compact beer can case and fully washable and removable sleeve, it’s like a Fleshlight, only tighter…Much Tighter!

Abbey’s Secret Belgian Ale features an exclusive mouth orifice and mini speed bump inner texture not found on any other Fleshlight product. Sex in a Can features the same patented Reel Feel Superskin material as the Fleshlight Original and is just as easy to use and clean. With the compact beer can case and fully washable and removable sleeve, it’s like a Fleshlight, only tighter…Much Tighter!

Spread Eagle Brew features an exclusive spread open vagina orifice and mini wave inner texture not found on any other Fleshlight product. Sex in a Can features the same patented Reel Feel Superskin material as the original Fleshlight and is just as easy to use and clean. With the compact beer can case and fully washable and removable sleeve, it’s like a Fleshlight, only tighter…Much Tighter!
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blue fleshlight case

admin — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 14:23:18 +0000

Its nuts you can get a blue case! just thought you guys would like to know just incase you want one. I think they are kinda new. Still fits all the same old fleshlights so you can get it nomatter which ones you own.

Click here if you want one